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November 27, 2007
Roland - November 27, 2007 - 15:09
bestattermeile spandauer damm [ronsens]

Manchmal gibts ja so gewisse lokale Klumpungen bestimmter Gewerbe, und man fragt sich wie das kommt, also, warum sind z. B. im Radius von ca. 500m um unsere Wohnung ca. 34 Internetshops, während es in der vorigen ca. 74 Blumenläden waren? Bei diesen Beispielen kann man sich das vielleicht noch soziographisch irgendwie erschließen, nicht verstanden habe ich aber, warum der Spandauer Damm, die Straße, die zum DRK-Krankenhaus führt, in dem bis heute V und J noch waren, jetzt aber endlich zuhause sind, eine so signifikant hohe Zahl von Bestattungsinstituten aufweist. Der Weg von der S-Bahnstation bis dorthin misst vielleicht 600m und auf dem Weg kommt man an schätzungsweise acht bis zehn vorbei. An einer erhöhten Mortilitätsrate der Klinik kanns wohl kaum liegen, die Geburtsstation dort jedenfalls kann ich jedem nur sehr empfehlen (war viel besser als damals beim ersten Kind in Neukölln).

Guillermo Idáñez - November 27, 2007 - 14:45
Inconduit

Inconduit is a mixed bag. Yet among the sets you can find some really good shots. I specially like the “Walls” series.

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from “Walls”

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from “Street”

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from “b&w”

Ms Deane tasteless recipes

Ms Deane has been posting since November 17th a selection of “tasteless food cards published by the Cookery Card Club in 1970″ for the season.

Priceless are also Ms Deane comments…

“…Make your dentist happy! Includes only 86 marshmellows for decoration plus 120 grams of molten marshmellows…”

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“My brother has been a train fanatic since he was a small boy. He always wanted to have a train birthday cake, but I think he might have been rather disappointed with this one, especially when he would have found out that the smoke from the chimney was a piece of tomato or bell pepper poised on yet another marshmellow…”

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“This seems to me a very flashy dish to serve at gallery openings with abstract art. Maybe not for expressionists like Willem de Kooning or Jackson Pollock. On the other hand, perhaps if you serve it on a carpet like they did in the photo and someone steps on it… hmmn. Sounds almost like a perfomance piece.”

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Ben Perry - November 27, 2007 - 14:28
Kreuzberg in Rehab

Berliner Zeitung reports that Kreuzberg is not the Problemkiez it used to be with social ills like poverty and unemployment now more, well, problematic in Wedding, Neukölln and Moabit. Check this space sometime next year for gentrification news. And be sure to check that article for hot German words like Abwärtsspirale and Interventionsbedarf.

Bowleserised - November 27, 2007 - 10:07
Wilkommen and a Half-Dozen Neon Knuts...
... to Berlin Moves, Berlin Reified and the Tagesspiegel London Blog!

Current soundtrack: Marlene Dietrich and Burt Bacharach doing Blowin' in the Wind. Yes, it's every bit as fabulous as you might imagine.
Anglofritz - November 27, 2007 - 08:15
East German Poster Exhibition

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From the exhibition "??berklebt - Propaganda aus der DDR." Ludwig Winkler, 1984.

Poster art has tradition in Germany. You can still find various Litfa??s??ulen or advertising columns in urban quarters today. Good 'ol Ernst Litfa??, a Berlin native invented the thing in 1854. The poster above is from the GDR poster exhibition in Schwerin this past October.

It is the most comprehensive collection of East German posters today. Upon entry I was immediately given the nish nish on photography, so I laid down 20 Euros and purchased the 200 page book - scanners and 48k modems? There's your digital workaround for Dr. Sylke Wunderlich's dissertation. Since posters have such a short life span in the printed world, why not give Ludwig some extra love.

Many posters were propaganda, especially those of the one and only SED party. Surprinsingly enough, themes covered everything from theater to peace. Even Bob Marley was known in the Warsaw Pact. And Rene Graetz's 1950 piece portrays how dollar and peace fit together, whereas the military police was regarded in light of imperialism. They also had Santa, who shopped at Konsument, the former communist shoppers paradise, only if you had funny money of course.

November 26, 2007
Michael Scott Moore - November 26, 2007 - 21:43
Catch-18?

The Indy has a piece about novel titles and how they came about. The title of Joseph Heller’s first (and only good?) novel would have been very different if Heller hadn’t been young and unknown:

In 1953, Heller began writing a book called Catch-18, the first chapter of which was published in the magazine New World Writing in 1955 … Shortly before publication, however, the blockbuster novelist Leon Uris produced a novel entitled Mila 18 (also about the Second World War). It was thought advisable that Heller, the first-time novelist, should be the one to blink.

Heller said in an interview with Playboy in 1975: “I was heartbroken. I thought 18 was the only number.”

The rest of the story involves Robert Gottlieb, who also played a role in the evolution of Denis Johnson’s Jesus’ Son. That profile of Johnson (behind the link) was lucky, by the way: He doesn’t do publicity for books, but while he wrote plays in San Francisco he deigned to chat with journalists to help Campo Santo, the theater troupe.

The piece about titles in the Indy, though — getting back to the point — also argues that Nabokov lifted the title as well as the idea for Lolita from a slender short story by a Berlin journalist called Heinz von Eschwege.

Anglofritz - November 26, 2007 - 13:45
Zeitgeist Muesli - Origin of Species

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Nudism, according to this linkorama by metafilter, seems to have originated in Germany "around the turn of the century, and despite the efforts of the Nazis to eradicate the practice Free Body Culture (FKK), as the Germans call it, enjoyed great popularity in East Germany, the Communists thought it expressed solidarity, and everyone else thought it reflected West German freedoms they were being denied." Also uncovered is the spectrum of American laws and attitudes about going au naturel.

This is meta muesli: a round-up of German newspaper commentary on the falling dollar from Spiegel International, courtesy of Andrew Curry, the American writer interviewed by Reuters (blogged below) about the falling dollar. The word dollar, by the way, is of Germanic origin.

Remember that satirical Beautiful Losers piece from Gawker on the New Yorker in Berlin bragging about her dolce vita in the German Hauptstadt? Gridskipper shows that Berlin is indeed awash in puppeteers.

What happens when a German biotech machine company makes a commercial for the American market? The Strangest Laboratory Equipment Commercial Ever

NYT Travel looks at Helen, Georgia, a locale that has transformed itself into a bit of Bavaria, complete with German facade housing and an authentic Oktoberfest with an old-timer draw: "About two-thirds of the crowd this night in early fall were aged 60 and above, with a smattering of men in lederhosen and many more in green felt Alpine hats. A concession stand served wurst platters with sauerkraut and German potato salad, and the beer included imports ??? like Warsteiner and Erdinger ??? rarely seen in rural Georgia."

Hermann the German - November 26, 2007 - 12:24
Galileo comes out of suspended animation
After the private consortium that wanted in on the EU’s Galileo satellite navigation project wanted out after all, Galileo was quickly and quietly put to sleep. You know, like they had to do with Hal (thanks w00titude)?

It was hoped that someone else would come along who would take the bait or buy the swamp land or whatever it was they were supposed to do, but bait takers have clearly been few and far between. That is why the EU has now taken the initiative and has decided to fill out the project’s massive budget gap all by itself. Who needs private investors anyway? It’s only money, after all.

So despite Germany’s resistance (they are going to be the folks who will be shelling out the most), Galileo has now been resuscitated with a massive injection of 2.4 billion euros. Its heart is beating again, so-to-speak. And the clock is ticking. And the teeth are grinding. At least in Berlin they are. But they should look on the bright side. At least nobody has to worry about the weak dollar here, like they have to do with Airbus.

3, 2, 1, meins, ich meine, lift off!

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Her damit!

November 25, 2007
Bowleserised - November 25, 2007 - 22:50
Being British

I went to Broken English for the first time yesterday to get a few things for Christmas (which will be auf Deutsch and in het Nederlands this year, meaning that whether I like it or not I'm about to become more Pritish than the most Pritishy Pritisher ever) – it's a shop with branches in Kreuzberg and Charlottenburg supplying Britische Geschenke und Lebensmittel. I haven't been there before because, well, if I want to eat British food I'll go to Britain, and I don't see the point of being abroad if all you do is whinge that you can't buy the same foods as you would back home. (Can't get your favourite brand of cereal? Diddums! Fer God's sake! Buy what's in the shops! None of the locals starve or get scurvy.)
Anyhow, it was an interesting exercise because it was a nice insight into what people think British is – a sort of retail theme park. Floral tea mugs, tartan blankets, Cadbury's sweets, Walkers' crisps, whisky, porridge oats, Marmite, naff Christmas decorations, jam, marmalade (Highland marmalade! From orange groves in the Trossachs, I'm sure), curry sauce, haggis, Fray Bentos pies and brandy butter. And tea.
Vast amounts of tea. Which reminded me of the way that a certain nonBrit got apologetic about not having "proper tea" for me once, which mystified me until I realised that I was British, and on the receiving end of a stereotype for the first time in my life. Real Brits don't fetishise the whole tea experience, you see. We just dunk a tea bag in a mug, stab it with a spoon until there's a tannin tide line round the rim, fish the bag out and add sugar and milk. Then we go to Starbucks and order a venti triple cream latte with hazelnut syrup.
Compared to those strange stockingette brewing devices, tea balls and pots of all persuasion that one finds here, it's, well, an altogether less reverential experience. I had a cup of tea yesterday and the waiter gave me an egg timer so that I could time the infusion just right. Fascinating.
German Anglophilia is very endearing though. Most of the customers in Broken English were Germans trying out their most idiomatic English rather shyly on the jolly lady behind the counter. Bless you. You must be so disappointed when you actually go to Britain.
Anyway, I'm too tired to blog properly so here's a couple of amusing Prince Philip videos and Victoria Wood's take on Brief Encounter.

Find more videos like this on www.truveo.com.
Anglofritz - November 25, 2007 - 22:48
The Boat Party

--official partner with the institute for cultural diplomacy (icd)--
(see http://www.english-events-in-berlin.de/ for jobs & coming events)

The Boat Party is this Wednesday (Nov. 28th) on the ship Eastern Comfort. This is the weekly party known in Berlin for its private party ambiance where you can meet and talk with people in a variety of languages. As your host, I help with introductions and arranging language Tandem partners. The party starts 7pm. Entry is one Euro. (A hat will be passed to collect donations for the musicians.)

Around 10pm there's a concert from Robert Lee of "The Frees" with an open invitation for musicians to bring their instruments and form a jam session. You can hear a sample of Rob's music at: http://www.myspace.com/robertleefrees

Last week the ship was full with strangely many persons from Italy and a lot of French and Swedish, Polish, and English-speaking persons left looking for German Tandem partners. Where were you? Also 4 people from Seattle.

From the starboard rail,
Charles
0163-5272213 / 25 32 89 78

Directions:
The ship is a 5-10 minute walk from Warschauerstr. U-Bahn/S-Bahn/Tram down Warschauerstr. toward the Oberbaumbrücke. Just before the bridge turn right onto Mühlenstr., and the Eastern Comfort entrance is about 100 meters down the street (Mühlenstr. 73) near the beginning of the Eastside Gallery. On the ship, the lounge is on the 2nd floor. See you there.

Matthias Schlecker - November 25, 2007 - 19:46
Sozialer Brennpunkt

Von Matthias am 25. November 2007, 20:46

Man kann es schriftlich nachlesen. Es gibt nur wenige Straßenzüge, die im Monitor Soziale Stadt schlechter abgeschnitten haben, als der Gesundbrunnen. Die schlechteste Ecke ist die Soldiner Straße (0061) gefolgt vom Humboldthain (0081). Beide Gebiete liegen gleich in unmittelbarer Nähe zum Gesundbrunnen (0071), der erst an Nummer 6 steht.

Zum Vergleich: Die zweitbeste Lage ist der Karlsplatz. Dort wohnt ein anderer bekannter Blogger.

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Erdbeerkonfitüre, Mistelbrechen und die Mondgöttin zum Frühstück

Von Matthias am 25. November 2007, 11:01

Das sonntägliche Frühstück im Sozialpalast. Herr Exit streicht die sündhaft teure Konfitürenneuheit aus dem Kühlregal auf den Bagel. Während sich der intensive Erdbeergeschmack – natürlicher und vollmundiger als bei gewöhnlichen Aufstricherzeugnissen – zur Freude des Frühstückenden breit macht, nimmt Edita im Radio Anlauf zu einer der schönsten Koloraturarien der Opernliteratur. Ich unterbreche meine frühmorgendlichen Ausführungen am Frühstückstisch, lege den Bagel zur Seite und lausche. Und lausche. Und lausche. Ich bin völlig ergriffen von der überwältigenden Schönheit.

Worum es ginge, will der kleine Ingenieur wissen. Es ist die Arie Casta Diva aus Bellinis Norma. Norma bittet die Mondgöttin um inneren Frieden nachdem sie die Misteln gebrochen hat.

Der Mond wurde vergangene Nacht auch von Frau Creezy angebetet. Im Wedding gab es Wolken.

Erfreut entlocke ich YouTube einige Videos, die dank des italienischen Internets flugs im Hause sind. Zum Beispiel eine Aufnahme mit Maria Callas, die gerade auch eine Ehrenrunde in meinem CD-Abspielgerät dreht.

Es ist ein Jammer, dass die Aufnahmegeräte zu dieser Zeit einfach miserabel waren. Diese Stimme! Diese Emotionen. Das muss einem ja nahe gehen. Ohne jegliche Anstrengung perlen die Töne, als sei es das natürlichste auf der Welt. Dabei ist das extremst höllisch schwer. Bravo, Maria!

Wer lieber auf eine zeitgenössischere Interpretation setzt, kann sich beispielsweise Edita Gruberova anhören, die übrigens mit der Norma am 9.4.2008 in der Berliner Philharmonie auftreten wird.

Und falls sich jemand fragt, ob es einen Unterschied zwischen den Interpretationen gibt, dann kann der geneigte Leser auch hier reinhören:

Kälter und mit weniger Emotionen kann man die Arie fast nicht singen.

um eine ze

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November 24, 2007
dem yberbl0g - November 24, 2007 - 14:12
merchants of death

shabazz

everything you like i’ll never like
everything you like, i did not even like 2 years ago
everything you think you like, i made you like
everything some “must be crazy” person made you like looks kinda 80s
everything some “must be crazy” person made you like is the answer to a problem i don’t have cuz i am 80s like gordon gekko

neben derartigen klein-bekloppten fingerübungen (ich versteh den slogan nich..) vor nu rave auf klassefahhht und der total subtilen einführung einer shortreview-sektion bastelt unsereins weiter am podcast konzept/projekt und anderen eyes only akten, nur nicht an anständigen artikeln zur lage der nation zwischen finanzsektoraler barbarei und “ah schautza ma!!” - hysterie.
mittlerweile ist das aber auch bei aller fraglos vorhandenen liebe zum geschäft ein gutes stück arbeit geworden. wo schon der berliner boulevard rausgefunden haben will, das john cusacks kleidungsstil in aller öffentlichkeit unverholen ewigkeitsanspruch erhebt. ausser natürlich er spielt polizisten oder profikiller. die koennen unmöglich mit unfassbar engen hosen, abscheulich bunten hemden und grausam weiten jacket-imitaten durch die gegend spazieren - das wäre ziemlich “auffällig”.
egal. ich sage immer solange er sich nicht die haare blondiert und nach hinten gelt um sein geld damit zu verdienen wie christopher walken auszusehen ist die erde sicherlich ein bisschen weniger hoelle.
deren tore stehen nebenbei bemerkt für gewöhnlich am weitesten in unser aller lieblingsbibliothek, ja richtig - der staatsbibliothek, offen. draussen abartig fette spatzen und alle anderen die keinen flug mehr nach mallorca bekommen haben, drinnen frozen cappucino und personal das die job endlich mal ernstnimmt. so ernst, das sich die garderoben-angestellten sogar um eine tafel bemüht haben auf der erklärt wird, das besonders schwere gepäckstücke nicht angenommen und somit auch nicht die zwei meter vom tresen zu haken befördert werden müssen. da brauchen die von mckinsey erst gar nicht kommen und bedeutet wohl das die arme waschmaschine und der tauchernanzug von 1935 diesmal zu ganz allein hause bleiben müssen. wenn man nun das transportbehältnis von moderatem gewicht sicher an den mann gebracht hat, kann man sich eine von den abertausenden plastiktueten greifen, deren sinn mir abgesehn von fragwürdiger umweltverträglichkeit nach wie vor nicht wirklich einleuchtet (jaja, schon klar - da kann man was reintun…). und sich richtung einlass bewegen. so man nicht naiver weise auf den erwerb einer tageskarte geschielt hat. die gibts nämlich nicht. und ich wiederhole: “da brauchen die von mckinsey erst gar nicht kommen”.
sowieso ein totaler knasteinlass meiner meinung nach. am besten gefällt mir der kleine akkurate wachmann mitte 20, der aussieht wie alle kleinen wachmänner die schrecklich wichtig sein wollen. vor allem klein, graues hemd unter blauem fusselpullover oder blaues hemd unter grauem fusselpullover, einen völlig übertriebenen gürtel an dem lauter zeug hängt aber überwiegend schlüssel, ausserdem hat er schwarze schuhe an. der junge hat volle punktzahl auf der clichee liste - glückwunsch. und dann steht er da, zwischen ein- und ausgang, die unterarme aufs geländer gestützt, träumt vermutlich davon an der gangway in london heathrow zu patroullieren und attentäter oder koksschmuggler aus der menge zu ziehen. aber weit und breit nur leidlich ausgeschlafenes studentenpack, abgelaufenen ausweise, klingelnde handys - keine spur von pablo und seinem panzer.
wenn man nicht gerade einen ausländischen besucher wie die doof gewordene und natürlich schwerhörige omi aus der alzheimer selbsthilfegruppe behandeln kann, ein aussergewöhnlich öder job stell ich mir vor.
Hat man es aber ersteinmal durch den Eingang geschafft wartet dankbarerweise am ende der treppe gleich die cafeteria - hans scharoun, my man. kaffeepause vor dem lesen gilt gewissermaßen als obligatoire obwohl beim hiesige kaffee bei mir nur maximales blutbad zu minimalen kosten blinkt. dabei hat auch das neue kaffeemaschinchen mit mysteriösen bezeichnungen wie cafe crema, denn ein espresso ist es in keinem fall, wenig geholfen. besonders heikel: die mengenangabe der benötigten milch, die mit 20 cent pro einheit zu buche schlägt. auch hier bekommt der geneigte besucher wieder ausreichend gelegenheit einiges über jobidentifikation lernen und die kassenhilfe dabei zu bestaunen wie sie um jeden zentiliter wie die wildsau um ihr junges kämpft. mckinsey und so..
im kopf noch irgendwo zwischen der deepmix cartoon series von izhevki w64 und meshkov, einem cafe crema angereichert mit milch für 20 cent in der hand, sitz ich eines tages gegenüber von zwei frauen die sich zwischen federtaschen und in batik eingeschlagene büchern über ihr beziehungsleben austauschen. big deal! allerdings handelt es sich bei unseren beiden fleissig unterstreichenden kommolitoninnen um dreien auf der berühmtberüchtigten, angst und schrecken verbreitenden zehnerskala. da darf es schon verwundern wenn die weniger anschauliche die wirklich unansehnliche offenbar um ihren kerl beneidet der so treu und sowieso mister 100 prozent sei. fatalerweise kommt man als mann niemals auf den gedanken sich zu fragen wie hässlich in diesem fall wohl der angesprochene sein könnte, sondern wie in aller welt eine derart zumindest umstritten ausschauende bucheinschlagende person mit federtasche, didelmaus und ner menge missbrauchter buntstifte überhaupt in eine beziehung findet. vielleicht genau deswegen???
in solchen momenten ist man nur sekundenweise halbwegs bei vernunft, von einem klaren gedanken kann noch keine rede sein, und es schleudert einen unversehends gnadenlos zurück auf planet disko bible belt lousianna 1998 bevor man mit der wimper zucken kann. jesus loves me, yes i know. der grelle wahnsinn in alten pflanzenüberwucherten holzkirchen irgendwo zwischen lafayette und golfkueste in denen sich verzweifelte, von krebs und rasshass zerfressene stattlich beschlauchte top-achtziger zu konspirativen beratungen mit gott zusammenfinden und ein tischler, ebenfalls krebs wie auch seine angetraute - krebs - , ohne einen graden finger an der hand über die vorzüge des baptistischen glaubens doziert. realität jenseits jedes vorstellungsvermögens. selbstverständlich inklusive science fiction variante mit familie nach din norm die sich selbst mit desinfizierspray vergast. wow! bibleshock!
doch wie heisst es so schoen “wer bis an den jüngsten tag warten kann, ist leicht herr der ganzen welt.” was geradezu zwangsläufig fragen zur eigenen spiritualität aufwirft, die ich meinem lieben konformierten mitstreiter und co-autor nach so ausgiebiger schaffenspause abschließend wie folgt beantworten möchte. frage nach einer christentat und ich antworte: bob “the bear” hite, woodstock!!! natürlich mit angemessener gestikulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWIWphPSBTc
http://www.thanuka.com/index.htm
http://www.jamelshabazz.com

November 23, 2007
Roland - November 23, 2007 - 16:32
j. [ronsens]

J. *22.11.2007, 4550g, 57cm


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Guillermo Idáñez - November 23, 2007 - 11:08
The work of

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Matt Stuart

el absurdo de la censura 2
…la edición en DVD de las dos primeras temporadas de Barrio Sésamo tienen dos rombos. Los vídeos acaban de editarse en Estados Unidos con una advertencia:”El contenido es para mayores y podría no ser apto para los niños de preescolar de hoy”.En el primer episodio de Barrio Sésamo, que se emitió en noviembre de 1969, una niña se hacía amiga de un desconocido que la invitaba a su casa a comer leche con galletas, algo que, ante los continuos casos de pederastia, hoy sería inconcebible. También hay una escena en la que Epi le pide a Blas que le pase el jabón mientras está en la ducha. Hace ya tiempo que saltó la polémica sobre si los dos muñecos que vivían en un bajo algo cutre eran una pareja gay y por lo tanto peligrosos para los niños…

Pero según la productora ejecutiva del programa, Carol-Lynn Parente, “hay modelos de comportamiento de entonces que hoy no son aceptables”, declaró a The New York Times. Por ejemplo, que Triqui fumara en pipa y después se la comiera. O que Blas fuera un cascarrabias. O que Óscar fuera un cínico algo depresivo, además de revolver en las basuras.

(Gracias a Inés)

…por si alguno todavía pensaba que lo de Heidi sólo podría suceder en “países como” Turquía. Estos americanos están todos locos, que diría Asterix.

(c) El País, 23.11.2007

Matthias Schlecker - November 23, 2007 - 07:05
Push11, Polylog und Herr Exit

Von Matthias am 23. November 2007, 08:05

Ja! Herr Exit war gestern Abend bei Polylux zu sehen, wie nebenstehender Ausschnitt zeigt. Wer es überprüfen möchte, darf dem Link zum Video folgen, das Einbetten funktioniert hier nicht.

Herr Exit hat sich am Dienstag mit einigen Miträtslern des aktuellen Alternate Reality Games Push11 in Friedrichshain getroffen und der nette Reporter von Polylux war auch da. Überhaupt eine äußerst nette Runde mit Frank von iHeartBerlin, Barbara von Berlinkriminell und Lamucha aus dem Forum.

Inzwischen ist in den Kommentaren bei Polylog ein Hinweis auf das Blog von Horation aufgetaucht: Zimmer 217. Es bleibt spannend.

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November 22, 2007
Ben Perry - November 22, 2007 - 17:00
Consider the Pecan

My sister at the age of twelve once mentioned that she liked frogs and, so, for every birthday—since everyone knew what she liked—that’s what she got, frogs: frog socks, frog stickers, frog pillows, frog lunchboxes. She was overloaded with so much froggieness and nothing else to show for her birthday but frog stuff for much of the late 1980s. Now she gets shivers just seeing the color green (I kid). But she doesn’t say much about frogs these days. Warning: the following might get hysterical.

pecanA few years ago I made the southern US specialty, pecan pie, and sure enough I’m the pecan pie guy now. Which is ok, actually, but when asked to make a pie for a holiday like say Thanksgiving, I happily agree and then remember, crap, I’m living in Germany.

I’ll have you know that at this very moment there is not a single pecan in all of Berlin. I know this for a damn near fact because I checked every fine foods department store and Turkish nut shop in the city. And the KaDaWe “American food” section is fresh out Karo corn syrup, another crucial pecan pie ingredient. The Ami expats got there before me! Ami go home! To think, homes full of Americans right now in Berlin, sitting around in a warm friend-filled room, Sinatra on the stereo, cooking up a pecan pie with real corn syrup. The corn syrup that is rightfully mine!

The reason I didn’t check for pecans while at KaDeWe (to answer your question) is the comedy of errors of me having called the Oranienstrasse nut shop (sic - me) to ask if they might have Pekannusse in stock, like they did two weeks ago. They did. How many do you need, the nut shopper asked. Five hundred grams, says I. Come on over, we’re open til 10pm says he. Excellent, I’m on the way, says I. One hour later, I’m in the shop, staring incredulous at the empty box where the pecans were supposed to be. We’ll have some in a week or so, she said. But, but… I thought… I called… I stammer. The nice nut lady goes back to inquire. Oh, he thought you said Pinenkerne. Noooo! says my inner voice. Blast! Confound this American accent! this non-Thanksgiving country, this rat race hustle for friggin nuts. The horror, the shame. Not a friggin’ pecan nut to be found, anywhere. I continued the search this morning: Kaisers (nope), Kottbusser Damm nut shop (nope), Lidl (obviously nope), Karstadt at Hermanplatz (nope, but they did have Crisco). Well, I least I can make a decent pie crust — for a pumpkin pie. Kardstadt had Libby’s pumpkin pie mix, unbelievably. That’ll have to do.

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans. Enjoy the time off! I have to work today! This might just be my first ever case of homesickness, however fleeting.

Anglofritz - November 22, 2007 - 10:48
The (Terrible) Ties That Bind

American freelance writer Andrew Curry, who is paid in dollars that must be converted to euros to pay his bills in Berlin, told Reuters this week, "I used to be able to brag that Berlin was really affordable but now my rent actually works out on par with Washington and New York. It's pretty terrible."

New Yorker in Paris, Eunice Lipton, said in the same article, "The dollar is having a terrible impact on us."

What gives?

Atlantic Review - November 22, 2007 - 10:19
Steyn: "World Should Give Thanks for America"

Hyperbole Alert! Mark Steyn writes in the OC Register:

On this Thanksgiving the rest of the world ought to give thanks to American national sovereignty, too. When something terrible and destructive happens a tsunami hits Indonesia, an earthquake devastates Pakistan the United States can project itself anywhere on the planet within hours and start saving lives, setting up hospitals and restoring the water supply.
Aside from Britain and France, the Europeans cannot project power in any meaningful way anywhere. When they sign on to an enterprise they claim to believe in shoring up Afghanistan's fledgling post-Taliban democracy most of them send token forces under constrained rules of engagement that prevent them doing anything more than manning the photocopier back at the base.
If America were to follow the Europeans and maintain only shriveled attenuated residual military capacity, the world would very quickly be nastier and bloodier, and far more unstable. It's not just Americans and Iraqis and Afghans who owe a debt of thanks to the U.S. soldier but all the Europeans grown plump and prosperous in a globalized economy guaranteed by the most benign hegemon in history.

Well, some European relief agencies are pretty fast as well: German relief experts at work in New Orleans. Still, I agree that the US military is the fastest and biggest provider of emergency help around the world. And Berliners continue to be grateful for the Airlift: During the 15 months long blockade of West Berlin in 1948-49, the US Air Force delivered everything the West-Berliners needed to survive (food, fuel, medicine, hope) in 190.000 flights.

I tend to agree with Steyn's comment on the European "token forces," but I doubt that "the world would very quickly be nastier and bloodier, and far more unstable," if the US reduced its defense spending. He is exaggerating the influence the United States currently has.

Anyway, Germans continue to have many reasons to be thankful for everything Americans have done for us. And I am thankful for many things, including the constantly growing number of Atlantic Review readers, commenters and guest bloggers. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving!

Germans probably are not very thankful for Defense Secretary Gates' decision to freeze plans for further reducing Army forces in Europe. It is my impression that Germans don't consider US bases in Germany as a requirement for national security. (German readers, what do think?) The local communities surrounding the bases, however, will probably be thrilled to be able to continue business with the US forces.

The New York Times reports that the US "will maintain about 40,000 soldiers in Germany and Italy, nearly twice as many as had been envisioned under a drawdown that began two years ago, according to senior Pentagon and military officials." This issue was discussed on Atlantic Review last week, when Gates has not yet made the decision: US Forces May Stay Longer in Europe.

Hermann the German - November 22, 2007 - 06:33
GDL Now Taking Hostages
At knifepoint, I mean. Encouraged by the ruthless acts of sabotage their striking French counterparts have undertaken to show that they mean business, German GDL strikers have now resorted to hostage-taking in a desperate effort to push through their ridiculous demands.



An unidentified, distorted-faced union member pulled a knife on a café employee at Berlin’s Hauptbahnhof yesterday and held him captive for a full two hours while demanding an improved pay offer from Germany’s national railway before German SKGDL forces (special anti-GDL forces) tackled the moron after tricking him outside with an Angebot (offer) of their own.

Clearly shocked by the senseless violence at a café he frequently visits, Bahn boss Hartmut Mehdorn then knuckled under and offered the union a “significantly improved offer”, but only under the condition that the desperate strikers move on to “the other end” of the train station and take their next hostage at McDonald’s instead.

A masked spokesman for the GDL confirmed that this new offer had been made but gave no details, choosing to fire his AK-47 wildly into the air instead. Once his ammunition had been spent, he did say that union leaders will consider the offer by Monday and that the GDL would not stage any strikes or take any other hostages before then.

Wir verhandeln nicht mit Gewerkschaftsmitgliedern. Auch nicht mit Dingsda, Terroristen.

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November 21, 2007
Matthias Schlecker - November 21, 2007 - 15:10
Indica in Version 2

Von Matthias am 21. November 2007, 16:10

Fragt man meine reizende Verlobte nach der Herkunft ihres Pseudonyms, so erfreut sie den Zuhörer mit einer wenig aufregenden Geschichte des zufälligen Entdeckes des ihre wahre Identität verbergenden Begriffes. Inzwischen wurde der Begriff auch auf andere Lebensbereiche ausgedehnt und so fährt Frau Indica mit dem Indicamobil den Weg zwischen FFO und Berlin.

Da ich ja derzeit intensiv mit dem Konstruieren von Zusammenhängen rund um Push11, Horatio und Zimmer 217 beschäftigt bin, lag es nahe auch mal die Herkunft von Indica zu hinterfragen: Voila. Das wahre, echte und einzige Indicamobil. Ein Low Budget Auto für den Kleinstgeldbeutel aus den Hause Tata (machen auch Tee und viele andere Dinge). Ab 5.000 USD ist der Indica zu haben und das bereits seit 1998!

Gerade wird die Version 2 beworben (siehe Screenshot) und erinnert das nicht ein bisschen zu sehr an das Blog von Frau Indica, die damals das Hintergrundbild so klasse fand? Aber Frau Indica, wenn Sie sich schon nach einem Auto benennen, warum muss es dann ausgerechnet ein Billigauto sein? Das passt doch nun gar nicht zu Ihrem Image!

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Guillermo Idáñez - November 21, 2007 - 11:10
From Belem to Manaus

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Frank Kalero, a Spanish photographer and editor of Ojo de Pez (a documentary photography magazine, now in stand-by mode) is travelling the Amazonas up till Manaus, where the mother river and the Black river clash. He regularely uploads the trip photos to his blog. The sets offer a candid look at the characters of the banks.

Didier Laget - November 21, 2007 - 09:16
Soljanka
soljanka.jpg En RDA, le régime politique était totalitaire et le régime alimentaire n'importe quoi. Manger correctement en n'étant pas membre du partit, des milices populaires ou de la STASI relevait du domaine de l'utopie. La RDA était non seulement le pays du café sans café mais surtout le pays ou la planification de l'économie faisait qu'on ne savait jamais ce qu'on trouverait au Kaufhalle (le supermarché du coin), pour simplifier la tache de la ménagère on inventa la Soljanka.

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Guillermo Idáñez - November 21, 2007 - 08:58
Web update according to Dilbert

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We’re in the process of rebrushing our company’s website…and talking with the web developers is pretty much like that…

Roland - November 21, 2007 - 08:16
The Shoe project [links! links! links!]
Leute und ihre Schuhe
rattenundbabies [ronsens]

Babies. Und Ratten

jaisdennscho [ronsens]

Sehr praktisch und wichtig, gerade jetzt:Is it Christmas checkt aus, ob heute Weihnachtstach ist. Mit RSS-Feed!

barbie massacre [links! links! links!]
Barbie-Gore
Wolltraum.de [links! links! links!]
Für Wolle-Liebhaber
Proppian Fairy Tale Generator [links! links! links!]
Automatisch erzeugte Märchen
Durmiendote [links! links! links!]
Öffentlich Schlafende
Photo Galleries For Majorettes [links! links! links!]
Für Liebhaber von Paradenanführerinnen
Mural Mosaic [links! links! links!]
Metagemälde aus anderen Gemälden zusammengesetzt
Fogonazos: Abandonos [links! links! links!]
Diverse verlassene Plätze
UK Wartime Airfield Histories [links! links! links!]
Britische Flugfelder, verlassen
Abandoned swimming pools [links! links! links!]
Verlassene Swimmingpools bei Flickr
November 20, 2007
Johan Uhle - November 20, 2007 - 21:15
DJ … es geht vorran

In letzter Zeit hat sich DJ-Technisch viel bei mir bewegt. Die nächsten Dates sind wie folgt:

//Nov 23 Berlin Magnet Club
-> King Klatsche DJ-Battle #2
-> 4 € Door:23 Show:00

//Dec 01 Berlin White Trash
-> Don Vito Record Release Party
-> A whole night with the Disko DNA DJ Team in the Basement

//Dec 25 Bremen Ting!
-> With Digitalism & Oliver Schories
-> 23:00 - 01:30
-> Flyer oben

//Dec 29 Hamburg Meine Kleinraumdisko
-> Freier Eintritt

(more…)

Oliver Lysiak - November 20, 2007 - 19:20
Dieses Chamäleon!

Dietrichs

Dieser Olli Dittrich ist aber auch ein Verwandlungskünstler. Eben noch war er der unlustige Prekariats-Darsteller “Ditsche”, schon zieht er sich für den Media Markt ein witziges Sakko an und sieht plötzlich aus wie… ein unlustiger Kerl im witzigen Sakko. Und schon im nächsten Spot hat er eine lustige Brille auf und eine witzige Perrücke und schon sieht er aus wie Olli Dittrichs mit einer lustigen Brille und Perrücke.

Wie schafft der Kerl das nur? Kein Wunder das die Kulturschreiberlinge nicht müde werden seine einfühlsamen Parodien als brillante Kleinode der Imitationskunst zu loben.

Der Mann muß sich nur eine rote Nase aufsetzen und er sieht aus wie Olli Dittrich mit roter Nase! Und seine Stimme! Wenn er sie verstellt und leicht näselnd spricht, dann klingt er genau wie Olli Dittrich der leicht näselnd spricht.

Jetzt muß ich aber mal umschalten, sonst platzt mir noch das Zwerchfell.

Auch geniale Comedy soll man ja eher in kleinen Dosen genießen.

In zwei Jahren guck ich dann mal, wie Dittrich dann aussieht.

Vielleicht macht er dann ja mal den Olli Dittrich nach. Der soll ja so lustig sein.

Guillermo Idáñez - November 20, 2007 - 14:29
Fake facades

I’ve just spotted at ‘FileLaura Kicey’s “construct” project. I find some of the composites truly intriguing -they somehow remind me of the sketches and drawings of Hundertwasser.

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This is what the author says about her project:

“construct” is a series of images of places that do not exist. Their composite parts are the culmination of the ongoing photo-explorations of Philadelphia-based photographer, Laura Kicey. Using these photographic parts, collected over three years, she blends together the intricate details of doors, bricks, peeling paint and mortar and gives them a new color and place of their own.

As a collection of pieces ‘construct’ creates places at once surreal and familiar, places that recall parts of everywhere you have been and everywhere you might wish to go.

Traversing Newark Ave.

Thyson Thorne and Josef Reyes take you for a walk. Beautiful project!

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(via 2point8)

Lovepixel

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Beautiful, huge and fun-to-explore pixel town -if you happen to be a financial analyst or a stockbroker with 4 fancy flashy wide-screen monitors sitting on your desk, this is the time to use them!

Mac hook

38%How Addicted to Apple Are You?
(from the same guys that came up with this other test)

It turns out that I have a fairly moderate addiction to Mac (yet very intense I’d say ;-)
-though I guess not everyone does necessary agree…

Hermann the German - November 20, 2007 - 07:10
German Greenhouse Gas Galore
Nobody does greenhouse gas better than Greenpeace, or so they say. So imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth in Berlin, figuratively speaking of course, when a study of theirs has indicated that Germany will “miss by miles” its ambitious plans to reduce its share of these gases by 40 percent.



The study indicates that the current government plan can reduce emissions by 30 percent at the very most, and this primarily due to Germany’s equally ambitious plans to simultaneously increase its already large and dirty coal-burning power plant network.

The German Ministry for the Environment rejected the results of the study as being “nicht nachvollziehbar” (incomprehensible). Incomprehensible? Building more coal-burning power plants means producing more greenhouse gas? I don’t see what’s so incomprehensible about that. But, then again, I’m not an expert.

No one at the ministry was available for comment at the moment because half the building is on emergency leave in order to take advantage of the fabulous ski conditions down south right now (thanks, Joe). Word is that this may be one of the very last times they will ever be able to go skiing in Germany again so they want to make the best of a bad situation as best they can. Of course that might be greenhouse gas, too.

Na, na, na, na, na, na. Wir stoßen weniger Gas aus als ihr!

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November 19, 2007
Anglofritz - November 19, 2007 - 19:12
The Boat Party

The Boat Party (now an official partner with the institute for cultural diplomacy - icd) is this Wednesday (Nov. 21st) on the ship Eastern Comfort. This is the weekly party known in Berlin for its private party ambiance where you can meet and talk with people in a variety of languages. As your host, I help with introductions and arranging language Tandem partners. The party starts 7pm. Entry is one Euro. (A hat will be passed to collect donations for the musicians.)

Around 10pm there's a concert from Robert Lee of "The Frees" with an open invitation for musicians to bring their instruments and form a jam session. You can hear a sample of Rob's music at: http://www.myspace.com/robertleefrees

As I look at the sign-up sheet I see that last week was a good chance to speak with native speakers in English, German, American, Polish, Spanish, Turkish, Australian, Kiwi, Vietnamese, Japanese, Swedish, Hebrew, Korean, Dutch, French, Catalan and Rubbish.

From the starboard rail,

Charles 0163-5272213 / 25 32 89 78

Directions:
The ship is a 5-10 minute walk from Warschauerstr. U-Bahn/S-Bahn/Tram down Warschauerstr. toward the Oberbaumbrücke. Just before the bridge turn right onto Mühlenstr., and the Eastern Comfort entrance is about 100 meters down the street (Mühlenstr. 73) near the beginning of the Eastside Gallery. On the ship, the lounge is on the 2nd floor. See you there.

Metroblogging Berlin - November 19, 2007 - 09:48
Bad Day in Berlin
William Thirteen:

it was eighty five years ago today that the first NSDAP group was formed in the city. The party that would eventually bring about the deaths of millions and the near total destruction of Berlin set up its first offices in Kreuzberg's Yorckstrasse 90 on 19 November 1922. Following a short lived ban in 1923 (as a result of the Munich putsch), the party would accelerate its rabble rousing and tendency to violence following the arrival in 1926 of Gauleiter Joseph Goebbels.

 

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Hermann the German - November 19, 2007 - 07:25
Highbrow Boxing
I can’t understand why nobody thought of this any sooner. After all, it is a well-known fact that most boxers are avid chess players whenever out of the ring. Just think of Joe Frazier’s famous Scandinavian defense and surprise checkmate move against Mohammed Ali in their hotel lobby right before the thrilla of Manilla. Or who could forget Mike Tyson’s stunning Latvian gambit against Frank Bruno in the locker room just minutes before beating and eating the stuffing out of him?



Well now boxers don’t have to wait until the boxing match is over before they can start contemplating their next chess moves again. They can play chess during the match. That’s right. They can mentally intimidate their opponent on the chessboard while beating the crap out of him in the boxing ring, all at the same time. At least that’s how they do it here in Berlin. Just ask Frank Stoldt a.k.a. “Anti Terror”, the latest Grand Master.

Chess Boxing is all the rage here these days, or it could be. Actually, it is not very popular at all. Come to think of it, I’m not sure if anybody I know has ever even heard of the sport. But that doesn’t matter. It’s becoming more and more popular all the time, or is bound to. It has to. Rumor is that it is even being taught at a Berlin school. And here you thought Berlin kids weren’t smart. And tough.

I coulda been a contenda.

Thanks for the link, Joe.

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November 18, 2007
Atlantic Review - November 18, 2007 - 23:48
"Germany's Iran Lobby"

Benjamin Weinthal writes about the German reception of the book "The Israel Lobby" by professors Walt and Mearsheimer. He compares the big interest in the power of the Israel lobby in the US with the lack of interest in the power of the Iran lobby in Germany.

Writing in the Jewish Press (via Achse des Guten) he asks a good question, but I disagree with his answer. Weinthal praises a journalist famous for his polemicism, who accuses his fellow Germans of wanting Israel to "disappear" so that they (we) are not reminded of Auschwitz anymore:

How does one explain this disconnect between the pathological obsession with dead Jews and the painful indifference toward the survivors of the Holocaust, their children and grandchildren, and Israel as an oasis of security for Jews? The German Jewish Journalist Henryk M. Broder remarked recently, during a panel discussion in the Jewish Community Center in Berlin, that the inaction of a large segment of German society is due to covert admiration for Iran, a kind of Schadenfreude (malicious joy). For the Iranians vow to carry out the Nazi plan of extermination. and Israel, as the permanent reminder of Auschwitz, with the concomitant emotions of guilt and shame for Germans, will disappear. A better social-psychological explanation has yet to surface to explain German indifference to the Iran Lobby.
Matthias Schlecker - November 18, 2007 - 20:10
Adventsvorbereitungen

Von Matthias am 18. November 2007, 21:10

Wenn es um kulinarische Köstlichkeiten geht, so hält sich hartnäckig das Gerücht, dass diese ein Berliner Kaufhaus führe. So herrscht beispielsweise im Süden der Republik derzeit ein Mangel an schwedischen Pfefferkuchen. Um mein Gewissen nicht mit Untätigkeit zu belasten, suchte ich am Samstag, das sagenumwitterte Kaufhaus auf, dessen Kundenschar sich aus Touristen und Luxusschnepfen rekrutiert.

Meine höfliche Frage nach schwedischem Gebäck wurde bestimmt und eindeutig mit “Nein!” beantwortet. Denn das Kaufhaus führt, was Luxusschnepfen gerne kaufen: teure, sehr teure oder besonders teure Produkte. Und seien wir ehrlich, die Luxusschnepfe von Welt würde doch keine profanen Pfefferkuchen in Blütenform oder Hefeteilchen zum Filterkaffee reichen, wenn man auch aus der übersichtlichen Auswahl eines französischen Bäckers wählen was kaufen kann. Und so wurden an diesem Wochenende in zwei Küchen sehr ähnliche Rezepte zu leckerem Gebäck verarbeitet.

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Hermann the German - November 18, 2007 - 07:01
Berlin Skyline

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November 17, 2007
Ben Perry - November 17, 2007 - 21:05
Angering Germans 101

I’ve been casually blogging about director David Lynch’s world travels of late. On Monday I noted his globe-trotting activities, planting meditation schools hither and yon across the European plains. (He wants 192.) Little did I know (until I read Hermann today) that the next day he’d be in town announcing plans for building Berlin’s very own Invincible University right on top of Teufelsberg, a ‘mountain’ unbelievably formed from the rubble of bombed-out Berlin after WWII and, all the more unbelievable, now the highest point in the city. If you’ve been out there, you know it’s a surreal location with a wonderful view. The “Devil’s Mountain” is rather natured out now (trees can grow on trash) and a choice location to hang out with some friends around a campfire on a summer night or, from what I hear, a good place to get freaked out on Halloween (totally shrooming, man).


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OK, so much for geography. From what I can gather from TIME, Der Spiegel and this really great blog post and video by eyewitness and blogger Nosedef (whose videos I’m posting here) the press conference started weird and just got weirder until they just decided to crank up the weird dial to 11 and rip the knob off. Apparently, this particular brand of meditation, TM (which may or may not be a cult), promises invincibility to its practitioners. Invincibility in TM means simply protection from negative forces (yeah, that sounds kinda culty to me). Lynch’s representative in Deutschland happens to be the self-proclaimed Raja of Germany, Emanuel Schiffgens, a man who must have been casted rather than selected, because dude is rocking a golden crown with a gold-trimmed, white robe and encouraging the audience to yell three times in succession: “Germany is invincible!”

No, not the best way to win over your modern German audience. Try: the absolute worst thing to do, ever. Audience members go ape shit, first laughing, incredulous, then, as the realisation sets in that, yes, he is really saying this and he means it, start yelling: “That’s what Hitler said, too!” Lynch, not understanding the German but realising that something is going very wrong, commandiers the mic and tries to explain what the guy really means. Several audience members plead with Lynch to see his mistake for trusting this guy, “He’s the wrong man! He’s a charlatan! He’s acting like a king.” Lynch’s words on TM were in fact more appealing. Considering his description of “waves of bliss” and marching boldly forward into a “bright and shining” future, imagine this: David Lynch, by comparison, being the voice of reason and normality; such was the kookiness of this cuckoo bird guru.

It was a bad day for Mr. Lynch, who likely won’t get the land and who is probably right now saying something like, “A lot of times, positives come from negatives.” While I think his aim is true and his cause is worthy, I do wonder if TM is enjoying Lynch’s star power like a certain other embattled cultlike organisation might be with a certain Mr. Cruise. It’s also hard to deny that if more people practiced medition, it would be a more peaceful world (or if more people took more bong hits or read the Bible or played hacky sack in the vicinity of a drum circle, for that matter). But you don’t need to pay USD 2,500 to learn mediation (when I can teach you for half that!). And you certainly shouldn’t get mixed up with clueless gurus like Mr. Schiffgens. That guy belongs in a movie.

Update: Lynch himself just started doing some damage control on YouTube.

Matthias Röder - November 17, 2007 - 15:48
Daniel Barenboim, Zubin Metha and the Staatskapelle Berlin

Barenboim and Mehta

I am an American artist living part-time in Berlin. I have never written anything about a classical music concert, I do not have a sophisticated ear for music, and, in fact, I do not literally hear very well. But, I do know what I like and do not like, and what I experience.

This past Thursday, the 15th of November, I attended a concert at the Philharmonie with Daniel Barenboim playing piano and Zubin Metha conducting the Staatskapelle. The presence of these two strong, dominant personalities provided a great energetic, anticipation from the audience. We were not disapppointed. Both Barenboim and Metha gave us what we wanted – an emotional, theatrical, masterful performance that had us on our feet at the end, expressing with great gusto our appreciation of their talents.

The evening began with Metha conducting Brahms’ Symphony Nr. 4. The music of Brahms, the control and passionate conducting of Mehta, and the playing of the Staatskapelle, were well integrated. The sensations generated were so palpable one could only smile with enjoyment.Then came Barenboim, always an interesting, riveting performer. He played Beethoven’s concerto for piano and orchestra Nr. 4 op 58, and Liszt’s concerto for piano and orchestra Nr. 1 Es-Dur 124. The delicacy of his touch and the utter passion of his playing were wonderful in both pieces. Barenboim literally was bouncing from his seat and his body shaking violently at the conclusion of the fourth movement of Liszt. One was reminded of the playing of Jerry Lee Lewis on Whole Lot of Shakin’ Goin’ On. The audience loved it and responded with an endless, standing ovation for Barenboim and Metha. The Staatskapelle joined also in the admiration for these two great performers. We all left the hall happy for the evenings experience.

– Frederic Ohringer

Anglofritz - November 17, 2007 - 15:06
Zeitgeist Muesli - Brits, Beer and Basketball

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The Times reports that residents of the UK, smarting from high housing prices, only now seem to be discovering Germany where the rents are cheap and the beer is well drinkable. "While prices across Europe have risen by between 100 and 120 per cent in the past seven years, in Germany they have actually fallen. According to Knight Frank???s Global House Price Index, in the last quarter of 2006 Germany was the only European country where prices fell ??? by 3.6 per cent." Especially popular is Berlin, and especially with the Irish, "Younger buyers, who quite like the idea of a Berlin studio for ??21,000. The Irish, with no historic baggage, have already invaded. I heard of one Celtic tiger who owns 600 flats."

Thanks to the rising price of oil and European farmers opting for more lucrative biofuel crops like canola and corn, key ingredients for beer, hops and barley, are suddenly in shorter supply. This means German beer prices will be rising for the first time in five years, laments the Chicago Tribune. Don't laugh, American beer drinker. You've got the same problem -- plus the weaker dollar.

Hoopsworld names NBA star Dirk Nowitzki one of the Top Five Most Influential Internationals. "He is at once uber-NBA and uber-international. Having spent 90% of his professional basketball career in the States, he is certainly more of an NBA player than a German Bundesliga player. But he spends most of his spare time away from the States, looking this summer for life's big answers in the Australian wilderness before looking for an European basketball title a few weeks later in Spain." For you trainspotters: even earning dollars, Dirk is Germany's second-highest paid athlete after Michael Ballack.

Re: the unpopularity factor. Frank Kaplan at Slate this week asked readers for ideas on how to improve America's image in the world. He was surprised to see that almost all of the 120 responses came from foreigners or from Americans living abroad, i.e. very few Americans actually living in the U.S. Considering that the majority of Slate's readers are domestic, it does beg the question: do Americans even care about their image to the world? The results are fascinating. One problem area: treatment upon arrival. "Many readers seconded my points about the rudeness and paranoia on display at U.S. embassies and customs desks. Americans living in Europe say that some of their friends???even those who studied in American universities???refuse to come here anymore because they've been treated so horribly at the airports."

November 16, 2007
Metroblogging Berlin - November 16, 2007 - 11:55
At the Ullstein Haus
William Thirteen:

 

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Guillermo Idáñez - November 16, 2007 - 10:31
Odermatt or the art of crash

The online paper Eines Tages (part of Der Spiegel) devotes one article (Die Kunst des Crash, the Art of Crash) to Arnold Odermatt, a Swiss policeman who captured with his RolleiFlex 40 years of accidents.

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Odermatt bringing the scene to light

A short profile here and here (both in German). A book here. And more shots here.

Hermann the German - November 16, 2007 - 06:45
Night on Freak Mountain
Teufelsberg used to be the kind of place you avoided in Berlin (West-Berlin). “Devil's Mountain” is an artificial hill in Berlin’s Grunewald consisting of about 12 million cubic meters of rubble from bombed-out Berlin. The NSA built one of its largest Cold War listening stations here and continued using it up until the fall of the Berlin Wall. Ever since then, the abandoned hill has had a bit of a ghost town touch to it, although it might be a nice place to do some kite flying, I suppose.



But now Teufelsberg may turn back into a place to avoid again (except maybe on Halloween). If David Lynch and some guy called Raja Emanuel have anything to do with it, that is. They hope to build an “invincible university” for transcendental meditation up there and widen a network of other top-notch elite and invincible universities spread throughout Europe and, through this, bring peace to the world or at least levitate it a little or something. You know, bring Devil's Mountain back up to speed again and turn it into a Freak Mountain instead.

Of course nobody really knows why universities for followers of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi need to be invincible, but wait, on second thought, if you think about the heat Tom Cruise has had to take here in Germany for being a Scientology freak, maybe this makes good sense after all.

But whatever happens, don’t ever go wandering around up there in the night or get a flat tire or anything or ask to use their telephone which they invariably never have, of course (cell phones won’t work up here, you fool). It could be the last terrestrial phone call you ever tried to make. 

Die Twin Peaks waren schon weg.

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Roland - November 16, 2007 - 06:39
phänomen der nachbarschaft [ronsens]

Gleich mehrmals Phänomen meiner Nachbarschaft: ältere Frauen, ihr Freund Alkohol sowie der vollkommen verfettete Hund hintendran.

November 15, 2007
Guillermo Idáñez - November 15, 2007 - 09:44
German photography

A few days ago Jörg Colberg posted a great (a really good one) interview with Kai-Olaf Hesse. They talk about the current German art photography scene, stereotypes and corsets (German photography=emotionless photography), German photographers’ relationship with internet, Hesse’s work and influences..

It’s a must. Don’t miss it.

Hermann the German - November 15, 2007 - 07:01
Knut now lazy, no good teen
Spoiled rotten by his negligent human foster father Thomas Dörflein, Knut the polar bear has developed into a whining, moody and indolent adolescent rebel who has now been placed in solitary confinement until he cleans up his cage for once gosh darn it and I mean business this time young man, says Berlin Zoo director Bernhard Blaszkiewitz, or would have liked to.



Dörflein, too, has been reprimanded and ordered not to cuddle around with the once so cuddly and white Kuscheltier (stuffed animal, only still alive) after zoo experts came to the conclusion that the two hundred pound Knut could now very easily, though presumably still unintentionally, rip Herr Dörflein from limb to limb to limb, etc.

Blaszkiewitz has also threatened to restrict the bear’s television viewing time in the evening should he not straighten up his act pronto buddy, and violent computer gaming and chat room activity for hours on end is expected to be the next thing to go.

Dörflein could not be immediately reached for comment as he has at the doctor getting some stitches removed from an earlier cuddling session, but animal rights activists have threatened legal action should Blaszkiewitz continue with his cruel and inhuman punishment.

Gimme a hug!

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